The Sarcasm Eating Beast (thesarcasmbeast) wrote in get_a_life,
The Sarcasm Eating Beast
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Neopets

DONATE YOUR UNWANTED NEOPETS ACCOUNTS?


When you no longer want jeans, you donate them to a charity shop where they’re bought by somebody else. This helps the poor, needy, old and infirm, (or the slightly crazy man who shoplifts from Oxfam. But it’s the thought that counts…)

But what do you do with that old Neopets account? You haven’t played since 1999, and you now spend your Thursday evenings getting drunk/falling over/feeding the baby/watching the goldfish swim aroundandaroundandaroundandarou- rather than earning NP.

Donate Your Old Unwanted Neopets Account! The truth is there are lots of things on Neopets that you can’t get anymore, avatars, trophies, yr2 advent calander prizes, that older users consider worthless, but have in fact retired and become interesting. There must be 358294548358 + unused accounts on Neopets that haven’t been accessed in years, and will never be accessed again by the original owners. Look on it as online scrap merchantry.

You can donate using my Simple Online Form: The BatDatabase

DO NOT DONATE IF YOU EVER WANT TO USE YOUR ACCOUNT AGAIN.

I don’t want accounts that you’re using, or might ever want to use again. I’m only interested in stuff your sick of, don’t want, and have no use for. And PLEASE don’t donate other people’s accounts. If your Mother spends 15+ hours online a day earning NP, this is not the way to get revenge/attention. Try social services instead, or a career as a telephone sex operative.

Q. Is this an illegal scam that I should have you shut down for? SCUM!!?11?!
A. No, this is perfectly legitimate. I’m asking you outright for your username and password so I and the Bratling can access your old neopets account. I’ve asked you in an open forum, I only want finished with accounts, and I haven’t contacted anybody through the Neopets site. No money is changing hands and the Mafia is not involved.

Q. What do I get in return?
A. Nothing I’m afraid. Maybe some neat karma, and if you ask me I’ll feed your pets, put them in the pound, or what ever tidying up jobs you want doing to the account, but that’s all I can do. But to be honest, do you ask Oxfam to buy your old jeans?

Any further Questions? Ask below.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU THINK MAY DONATE. WE TOOB THE DONATIONS.
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